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For The Nerd With Everything, More [8bit Crap]

I remember playing laser tag with my neighbors when I was much younger. There was this lame vest and silver foam hat with a Coast Guard beacon attached to it. Most of us had these slick looking black laser guns but one kid, I think his name was Rick, had the special white rifle. That huge rifle didn't actually do anything different than our little black guns but it definitely looked cooler.

Now the geniuses at Jasman Toys are crossbreeding Halo with laser tag. Seems like a pretty natural pairing. If these aren't too expensive they'd definitely make a nice gift.

Check out the Trendy Gadget story here.

And the Official Jasman Toy page here.




Lego Indy!

Lego Star Wars could just be one of my favorite games of all time. If you haven't played it, and don't subsequently love it, you suck. Sorry if I'm the first to tell you that, but it's true. Anyway, now they're applying the same formula to Batman and Indy. How can this possibly lose?

Check out 3 solid minutes of video from the Indy game here. The game covers all three movies released so far. The clip seems to be aping those first few minutes of Raiders, though I don't remember any crocodiles in there. Who gives a fuck, it'll be great.

Thanks to /Film for the heads up.




Currently Sold Out, But Still Cool For Mitch

Mitch may be the only person we know who can truely appreciate this. Some interweb chick knit herself a Punch Out scarf featuring Mac and Mike. I like the initiative there.

You can see her post here. [Etsy]

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Street Fighter Meh

Am I the only one that is wholly underwhelmed with the concept behind Street Fighter IV? From everything I've read it sound more or less like a rehash cashing in on the nostalgia of wistful aging gamers. I miss the concept of progression in fighting games. The first thing that the Tekkens and Soul Calibers of the world get called on is their inability to change the formula. Read any Soul Caliber sequel review and you will see the critical crutch in there. For some reason all of the game sites are getting smitten with the nostalgia that Capcom is repackaging like the Strokes repackaging the Cars. But then I guess that ‘s the nature of "gaming journalism," make the previews sound amazing so you increase excitement and get more hits on your site, and then destroy the game in a review to maintain a narrative voice and your last shred of credibility. Gross.

Anyway, there is a pretty great article over at Wired that explains the why's and how's of Street Fighter IV.




Metal Gear Solid 4 Dated

Good day kids, I realize that my posts have been geared a bit more towards the 360 and Wii of late. But please don't think that I don't care about you PS3 folks out there, because I do, I really do. It's just that Sony doesn't for long stretches of time. Any way, Konami has just confirmed that the internet rumblings were correct; Metal Gear Solid 4 is coming June 12th 2008. So hurry up and makes friends with someone that has a PS3.

Call me crazy, but my excitement is waining for this title.




Xbox 360 HD DVD RIP


Well, with Toshiba pulling the plug on their HD-DVD player development it was only a matter of time before Microsoft acknowledged its death. Crookedly enough, they advertised their HD-DVD player pretty heavily last week on Live. Now, even though they are acknowledging that the fight is over, they are still trying to get rid of them at a new low 50 dollar price tag. [ more.. ]


Wii Fat



Good day folks. Americans are fat. Like really fat. Lazy too. And mostly ugly. I actually really hate almost everyone, which is odd...because I am so nice. I was in the mall the other day and I held the door for this decrepit fat zombie yuppie that rolled into the food court and as she said thank you I stabbed her in the back of the head with a doorstop and laughed manically...well no. But I did hold the door for her. Anyway, Americans will be getting the Wii Fit soon (once they figure out a way to support our plus sized legs) and it looks like it will be getting a little more support than once thought. No less than 10 games are in development for it right now. I am guessing most of them will be mini-game fests, but you know what I really want? A shooter that utilizes the Wii Fit board, the nunchuck and the wiimote that takes place in a mall...

Read all about the future of the Wii Fit over at PALGN




Gears of More


In a move that should surprise only the most retarded of readers (i.e. not you guys! you guys is smart), Microsoft has just announced that Gears of War 2 will be making its way to the 360. What is a little surprising is that it's slated for November 8th of this year, which in my head will never fucking happen. This puppy will be delayed more than GTA 4. Mark my words. The first installment was rushed out and I highly doubt Epic is going to let this puppy into the wilde until all the Dinosaur Monsters with Rocker Launchers on their backs are ready to come along.

Read all about it.




Ninja Gaiden 2 Dated



Like a steaming plate of whutaaaaaaaaaaa! Ninja Gaiden 2 has been given a release date. Appendages will be flying on June 3. This story has been announced by the always stellar Joystiq. Our mentors are covering (and were invited to...sigh) Microsoft's GDC 2008 keynote address and are breaking all kinds of great news. Anyway, this game looks tits. Bloodly tits.



Give Us A Break, It's Been Slow



I find it hard to care about new box art, screen shots, or creators giving their opinions on hot news topics. Hence, few [Rants]. What catches my eyes is shit like this. It's just a simple design evolution but it's still damn cool and probably took a little time to cobble together.

Check out how the icons have aged. (fubiz)



Pretty Pictures


By way of a blog I read daily that is in no way related to videogames (NOTCOT.org, I found this guy Ric Stultz. Ric does some pretty messed up artwork and I thought it should be shared with you guys.

Enjoy. [Ric Stultz]



Dawn of the Dead Rising


Looks like MKR, the company may hold the rights to George A. Romero's Dawn of the Dead (and sub-sequentially Zack Snyder's Dawn of the Dead) are suing Capcom for copyright infringement. This really isn't news, because it is kind of a bullshit lawsuit. They are claiming that zombies in a mall is a copyrighted idea that Dead Rising illegally poached.

I mean, what's next? Suing Metroid and Halo for ripping of Alien? Suing Street Fighter for ripping off every 80's film ever made? It’s the natural cycle of things. Good movies are made, then good video games are made that steal their ideas from the good movies, then sadly, shit movies are made based on the game. Then Hollywood gets smart by circumventing the cycle and makes a game based on their own films that are copies of those good games that stole their concepts from movies. None of these games have ever been good (eat me Golden Eye fanboys! Take it to the boards).

It’s all quite simple really.

Anyway, the only reason that I am posting this is because I am jazzed that Romero's Diary of the Dead is opening this weekend. Zombies! Zombies! Zombies!

Click here to find out more.



16%? Does That Sound Low To Anyone Else?


A new report from warrenty issuer SquareTrade claims that only 16.4% of 360's fail. Bullshit. Of the people I know, the rate is at least 85%. Another one bit the dust just a few days ago. I hate to beat a dead horse here, but 360's, especially those with the old Xenon board, are dog shit. They've been built to serve a single purpose, and they can't handle that. Pathetic.


And yes, that is a Red Ring of Death condolence card pictured above.
Buy one for that special someone who's just suffered the ultimate loss here. [Etsy]



Spore Gets a Release Date!


Not to be confused with the shitty short story I wrote last year, Will Wright’s Spore finally has a release date. I am amazed. This sucker has been pushed back so many times I figured it would turn into vaporware.

Behold! Spore is going to be released on September 7th 2008. For those of you who might not know (for shame), Spore is a God Game that allows the user to control the evolution of a species from its beginnings as an amoeba all the way to its fascist quest to destroy other species. It really was quite an impressive concept when it won best of E3 in 2006…

Anyway, click here for the full story



Heart of Darkness


The bastion of news reporting that is FOX is alleging that a former marine has gone all Brando on us and disappeared in a very Colonel Kurtz like fashion after playing Call of Duty 4. This makes sense to me; I had post traumatic stress nightmares after I played that game online drunk. I kept thinking people were shooting at me all night. I can’t imagine what it would have been like if I actually had some concrete feeling as to what it is really like to be shot at. Then again, this is FOX news, so when they report that he was suffering flashbacks and hallucinations…he may have actually been suffering gas pains and heart burn.

Anyway, click here if you want to read the original story.



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